Shut down that awful, obnoxious back seat cook with this fun and funny apron. “Your Opinion Was Not in the Recipe” this sassy white novelty apron says. Whiners will have to deal with the fact that this is one chef who won’t be pushed around. This novelty kitchen apron is 100% cotton blend. Practical and fun, this apron protects against stains and splashes, but we think the protection against control freaks is the most important.