Oh my god so many T-Shirts, so little time! How do we get them all without resorting to crime?These hilarious T-shirts are bold, they’re witty, and they even keep you warm and clothed according to accepted societal norms.
In fact, is there anything, any one single thing that these shirts cannot do for you? Why, if you can’t make someone laugh, let the T-shirt do it for you. If you’re too busy multitasking to speak your mind, let the T-shirt declare it for you. If you’re too shy to ask a girl out, throw a T-shirt at her and hope she likes it. If you have shoes, but still can’t get service in a restaurant, try putting on a T-shirt! If you accidentally pour coffee on your boss’s prize, exotic African fern, hide your face in your T-shirt and run!
Here at WackyPlanet we’ve created some of these novelty T-shirts by stealing comedians’ laundry and searching their pockets for jokes. Many of these witty T-shirts we’ve won in poker (I mean, bought legitimately) from some of the best designers around. Sometimes we even write silly shirts ourselves, working long nights until our funny bones ache from effort. (If humor isn’t created in the funny bone, then I’ve lost all faith in naming conventions).
The point is, in an age of witty remarks and remarkable witticisms, what better way to be heard and to express yourself than with a stylish and funny T-shirt? These shirts are a far more comfortable alternative to tattooing the designs on your torso, and are a good deal cheaper. Why they even come with Free Shipping! The price is good, the time is right, the shirts are here, the designs are cool, so give yourself a treat and buy a shirt. If society demands you wear clothing, at least choose something you’ll enjoy.