For the sassy chef, fed-up mom, or cook with attitude, this ďDonít Like My Cooking? Lower Your Standards!Ē funny apron is sure to get a laugh while putting whiny eaters in their place. The novelty apron is a poly micofiber blend, and its blue text stands out brightly against the black apron. One size fits most. (Did you want a tailor made apron designed for every curve and individual quirky of your body? Well lower your standards! Everyone else thinks this apron is quality).