Come to think of it, is there anything, any one single thing that these humorous shirts cannot do for you? Why, if you can’t make men and women laugh, let the T-shirt do it for you. If you’re too busy multitasking to speak your mind, let the T-shirt declare it for you. If you’re too shy to ask a girl out, throw a T-shirt at her and hope she likes it. If you have shoes, but still can’t get service in a restaurant, try putting on a T-shirt! If you haven’t seen a movie or TV show, grab a shirt with a character’s face on it and pretend you have. If you accidentally pour coffee on your boss’s prize, exotic African fern, hide your face in your T-shirt and run!
Here at WackyPlanet we’ve created some of these novelty T-shirts by stealing comedians’ laundry and searching their pockets for jokes (just kidding, don’t try to sue us). Many of these diverse T-shirts we’ve gathered from some of the best designers around. Sometimes we even write humorous shirts ourselves, working long nights until our funny bones ache from effort. (If humor isn’t created in the funny bone, then I’ve lost all faith in naming conventions). After many heroic adventures in the name of quality T-Shirts, we can finally put our feet up for a moment and survey the glory around us: St. Patrick’s Day shirts we won off of leprechauns on the shores of Ireland, rock T-shirts we found in the mountains (Get it? Get it?), personalized shirts we bought from persons . . . the list goes on and on. We like to think we’ve achieved a divine balance in shirts: clean shirts and offensive shirts, pre-designed and personalized shirts,, shirts for kids and shirts for adults, shirts for expecting mothers and shirts for everyone else. Our sizes range from baby to toddler, adult and plus sizes, and we will keep on searching for the latest cool shirts.
We know the quest for the perfect T-shirts for you is a noble cause. In the modern age of witty remarks and remarkable witticisms, the one of the best ways to be heard and to express yourself is with a stylish and funny T-shirt. These shirts are a far more comfortable alternative to tattooing the designs on your torso, and are a good deal cheaper. They can also be worn by kids under 18, unlike tattoos. Why some of these humorous shirts even come with free shipping! The price is good, the time is right, the shirts are here, the designs are cool, so give yourself a treat and buy a shirt. If society demands you wear clothing, at least choose something you’ll enjoy. |
