Superbad -- Superbad Movie Quotes
Superbad Quotes. Your Favorite Superbad Movie Quotes.
This is a coming of age story about two best friends, namely Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) who just graduated from high school and decided that they would like to lose their virginity. To quote Seth: You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy? We could be that mistake.
They decide to plan big—get invited to a party, get their dream girls wasted on alcohol, and then lose their virginity. It becomes even more important that they achieve this now, because they are going to separate when they go to different colleges.
Seth fantasizes getting the liquor. Some quotes:
Seth: You dropped your purse, ma’am. Would you like me to help you with your shopping?
Old Lady: That would be lovely! Do you want me to buy you alcohol?
Seth: That would be lovely!
It doesn’t actually turn out that way. Instead, they get their friend Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) to buy the liquor using a fake ID. Fogell has two choices for his fake name—Mohammid or McLovin. He chooses McLovin. He almost succeeds until the liquor store is robbed, and the police come in and question him as a witness. Here’s a movie quote:
Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls off the tongue.
Officer Michaels: Sounds like a sexy hamburger.
There are a lot of fun quotes playing around Fogell’s fake name. Even a homeless guy says: Hey, hey! It’s you, McMuffin!
As for losing their virginity a lot happens at the party and whether or not Seth and Evin succeed is something you will have to find out by watching the movie. Here’s a hint with a Superbad movie quote: Evan: [as Becca forcefully takes off his clothes] Just be careful, because it’s a meaningful sweater to me. It’s vintage.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face.” “She had back-problems, man.”
By the time college rolls around I’ll be like the iron chef of pounding VAG!
Officer Michaels: He’s Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.
“Chicka chicka yeaaaah!”
Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my …..
“I love respecting women.”
Seth: No one’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.
“you bitched out on me, you judas
“Oh my god fogells a badass!”
Evan: Mclovin? What kind of stupid name is that? What are you, an Irish R+B singer?
One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?