Over the Hill Aprons
Funny Over the Hill novelty aprons make great gag gifts for birthdays and retirement parties. Stop worrying about age and get a laugh out of it with one of our quality cotton canvas or polycotton blend aprons.
These funny, novelty aprons will make getting old just another punch line. With funny sayings and fun designs, these humorous aprons for men and women are great gifts for foodies, bakers, grillers, and chefs of all up-there ages. Give a funny “I’m 39 . . . that’s my story and I’m sticking to it” apron to those adults in denial you know, or choose the popular “In Dog Years I’m Dead” apron to get a morbid cackle. These fun retirement party or birthday party gifts assure friends and grandparents that they’re not “aged, they’re “experienced.” Warning: if you give someone one of these humorous Over the Hill aprons, we can’t promise they won’t subject you to the same treatment when you’re in their place! Be sure to check out the “40 and Still Cookin’ “apron for other age options, like 50, 60, 70, and 90.
These aprons are both fun and functional. When deciding what sort of apron you want, consider what material you are looking for, and what kind of a chef you or your friend is. These Over the Hill aprons are made of polycotton blend or cotton canvas fabric. The choice here is between the lighter polycotton apron for a more casual cook who wants to protect his or her clothing from stains, spilled flour, and the like, and the heavy duty cotton canvas. Cotton canvas is a more durable apron material, and is more often used by professional chefs. It’s heavier than polycotton blend, but is also more absorbent, and so offers more protection. Cotton canvas is both thicker and heavier than pure cotton.