The joke’s on you if you think this joke’s on mom. This Mother’s Day Apron – Born to Shop Forced to Cook is 100% true. All moms are born to shop and love doing it. All moms are “forced” to cook if they want to eat. The fact that others get to eat what she cooks is completely coincidental. Aprons are made of white canvas, with fabric that is 60% cotton and 40% polyester.