Combing tact with punch, this novelty apron puts the old adage a touch more delicately: “manure happens”. Is dinner a little late? Did one burger get a little crisper than it should have? Well, one thing all chefs know is that when cooking, shit – we mean, manure – happens. This apron is one size fits all, and fully adjustable for fine tuning the fit. This funny apron is 65% polyester and 35% cotton. It usually ships the next day, unless manure happens.