I Love You Man Movie Quotes
Famous quotes from I Love You Man
Marriage is complicated, and friendship, more so if you are Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) in the film, I Love You Man. In one movie quote Peter asks: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
The answer is because Peter has no man friends, not even someone who can be the best man at his wedding to Zooey (Rashida Jones). The movie revolves around Peter’s search for a man friend. Some quotes:
Peter Klaven: So what do I do? How do I make friends?
Robbie Klaven: If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
Peter Klaven: Ok.
Robbie Klaven: You know what I mean?
Peter Klaven: No.
Robbie Klaven: Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Peter Klaven: Ohhhh God I love that movie. No I won’t.
Peter first tries befriending his officemate, Tevin, who tells him he’s boring, and suggests that Peter puts his face on billboards and urinal cakes to become more interesting.
Next, Zooey sets Peter up with Barry (her friend’s husband), and his poker group. At the poker game Barry acts like a jerk. Peter wins the game. Barry then challenges Peter to a drinking contest. Peter wins and throws up on Barry.
Peter desperately turns to internet dating. He meets Sydney, who becomes his best man friend. Here’s a movie quote: Sydney: Hey check out these two. That guy needs to fart. Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.
Sydney becomes Peter’s choice for best man at his wedding. They get along so well that Zooey becomes jealous of their friendship. Just before the wedding, Peter and Sydney get into a big fight because Sydney hurt Zooey’s feelings.
The next day, Peter’s face is on billboards doing crazy poses and spoofing movies. When Sydney admits he did it, Peter says he doesn’t want to hang out with Sydney anymore.
Then Peter hears from Doug, a former man date, and I quote:
Dough: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they’re spectacular. I’m sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you’re not still together…you can Facebook me.”
Peter tells Zooey his friendship with Sydney is over. But on his wedding day Sydney shows up as Best Man anyway, because Zooey invited him. Best I Love You Man quote:
Peter: I love you, man. Sydney: I love you, dude. Peter: I love you, chico de gallo.
Joyce: Peter always connected better with women.
Gooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancée. Oswald: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
Open House Couple: [after trying to discretely fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space... I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney: [Knowing he farted] Totally, and it smells like fart.
Sydney: This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
Peter: So what do I do? How do I make friends?
Robbie: If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
Robbie: You know what I mean?
Robbie: Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Peter: Ohhhh god I love that movie. No I won’t.
Peter: Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!
Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Peter: Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.
Tevin Downey: [Watching a video of a grandma on a sybian machine] She's got a bush like a porcupine!
Sydney: Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. [winks]
Sydney: Return the favor.
Peter: I'm Peter, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter: He farted in my open house.
Sydney: He sure did.
Peter: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Robbie: [to Peter] You're not taking these boys to see 'The Devil Wears Prada'.