You donít need a tall white hat to stand out as the master chef. ďGrill Sergeant, I Donítí Take Orders, I Give Them!Ē announces this bold apron for men or women. One size fits all, so everyone with the guts to wear this apron and back up its claim can put the civilians in their place. This funny black apron is poly canvas for quality protection. It can get rough grilling, so you want to be prepared. The apron is machine washable after a hard day grilling.