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Dr. Lars: it's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
George Simmons: did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
Dr. Lars: you are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
George Simmons: and I enjoy all of your movies.
Dr. Lars: [surprised] which movies?
George Simmons: the ones where you try to kill bruce willis.

George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.

Mark: When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo: You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.

Clarke: Have you worked with Cameron Diaz? That girl is hot, isn't she? Fuck![laughs, then looks at Laura]
Clarke: What? She's on my free pass list. Who's on yours?
Laura: George.
Clarke: [points at George] This George?
George Simmons: Look out.
Laura: Yeah.
Clarke: Oh, well, I'll just have Cameron then. On her surfboard.

George Simmons: Does your act just design to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you?

Funny People Synopsis with quotes


George Simmons (Adam Sandler) is a successful and wealthy comedian in his 40s, whose doctor tells him that he has cancer. Here are some more quotes:
Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
George Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
George Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies.
Dr. Lars: [surprised] Which movies?
George Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.
It turns out, George has terminal cancer. He comes to realize that he had been self absorbed all his life. Then he meets up with Ira (Seth Rogin), a talented stand-up comedian who works at a deli. We quote:
George: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism. Ira: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
George decides to hire Ira to work as his joke writer, assistant and friend. He also decides to return to his roots, stand-up comedy. He also gets in touch with Laura (Leslie Mann), his ex-fiancee, and apologizes for cheating on her in the past. Laura says her husband Clarke (Eric Bana) cheats on her too. George tells Laura he has cancer.


Then George finds out that his cancer is gone, and he has to reconfigure his mind into the idea of living. He tells his maid the good news. Movie quote:
George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
George and Ira visit Laura and the romance rekindles between George and Laura. What follows is: Laura finds out George is well, but doesn’t want her husband Clarke to know. Clarke finds out George is well, and discovers that Laura and George are cheating on him. Laura tells Clarke she knows he’s cheating on her. Ira gets caught in the middle of the melee, and George takes it out on Ira and fires him.
In the end they all realize what really matters in their lives. For some, love; for others, friendship; and living takes as much work as dying. Classic Funny People quote: Mark: When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo: You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.