Bruno Movie Quotes
Famous quotes from Bruno and synopsis
Borat’s Sacha Baron Cohen comes up with a new sociopolitical satire in the film Bruno, a story about a gay reporter who dresses ostentatiously and has no last name. He passes himself off as the “voice of Austrian youth TV,” and says he hosts a top-rated late night fashion show.
Bruno interviews unsuspecting celebrities on various topics including fashion, entertainment and homosexuality. Some quotes:
Bruno: Why are you so anti-Hamas? I mean, isn't pita bread the real enemy?
Yossi Alpher (ex-Mossad chief): You're confusing Hamas with hummus, I believe.
Ghassan Khatib (former Palestinian Minister): Do you think there is a relation between Hamas and hummus?
Bruno: Was the founder of Hamas a chef? He had created the food and then got lots of followers.
Alpher: Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. It's a food, OK. We eat it. They eat it.
Khatib: It's vegetarian. It's healthy. It's beans.
Bruno’s mission is to be Austria’s biggest celebrity since Hitler. He travels around the world in search of fame, and even lands on TV. To quote:
TV Host: So what's the baby's name?
Bruno: I gave him like a traditional African name: O.J.
Aside from fame, he also dreams of finding love. Along the way he makes friends. Here’s another movie quote:
Bruno: [to his hunting partners]: Look at the four of us. We are so like the 'Sex and the City' girls.
Donny: No, no, we aren't, either.
Bruno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't any one of them. I'm Donny.
Bruno: That is such a Samantha thing to say.
Overall, Bruno takes a fanciful stab at the fashion industry, its hangers-on and its absurdities. We suppose he is also finding himself, but with the raunchy distractions Cohen is famous for, well—here’s a Bruno quote:
Bruno: You may find this hard to believe, but I'm gay.
Sears Worker: OK.
Bruno: What is your biggest gun..? Do you need to use lubrication with that gun? How far can you put that up the poopenschafte before its dangerous?
Bruno: What do you think it is that makes shooting the number 1 leisure activity for gay guys at the moment?
Bruno: Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that's why I've come to the gayest part of America - Alabama!
Bruno: So what do you sat to people out there who see you are very powerful in your physic, have very powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your Schawasenstucke is like?
Bruno: Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait until the season is over?
Bruno: So what does freedom mean to you? Freedom in Austria is a lot about being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend Diesel just holding hands is that what you're campaigning for?
Bruno: Do you think if we changed the Bible stories maybe you would get people more easily to relate to them? Instead of the fish story you could do it about Sushi, or instead of giving out bread you did something which had a no-carb alternative or gluten free.
Bruno: How cool is Jesus? Is he cooler than the Backstreet boys?
Bruno: I think I might be becoming a little bit gay because I had sex with this Brazilian guy and like immediately after I was schpritzen I was immediately upschtane and ready to go again.
Bruno: I'm curious about becoming straight but I've got a few questions first. Will I still be able to hug men?
Bruno: So hypothetically according to you (Pastor) I can admire a man’s penis in the shower but the moment I put it in my mouth some sort of line has been crossed?
Bruno: After I am converted could I choose to spend my life with a chic with a dick?
Bruno: (to Pastor) So if I were to give you a lap dance right here and now are you telling me you wouldn't be turned on?
Bruno: (to Pastor) So if Freddy Prince Jr. crawled in here now on all fours, are you telling me you wouldn't want to undress him?
Bruno: Do you need any more models because I'm like Chrysler's Muse in Austria.
Bruno: Before we even start, let me just drunk you in.
Bruno: How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don't want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away?
Bruno: Do you think if house music was around in the 30's World War II would have even happened?
Bruno: The rise of club music, the fall of apartheid - coincidence or not?
Bruno: Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Moustaches!
Bruno: Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and like hippies and you know Rod Stewart.
Bruno: A lot of the style gurus in Austria are saying like Osama Bin Laden is thee best dressed guy, do you think so?
Bruno: Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors.
Bruno: Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz?
Bruno: Liza Minnelli, do you wish her a benign tumor or a malignant tumor?
Bruno: (about Peter Jackson) You had 9/11 where you had a massive attack on America and then you have this, it’s like a mini-9/11.